The coming of Jesus ..

topic posted Sat, September 8, 2007 - 9:59 PM by  marco
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maybe it is .. or not .. hehe
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marco
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    Sun, September 9, 2007 - 8:54 AM
    it is!!!!
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      Sun, September 9, 2007 - 9:07 AM
      he's a bit busy right now.......

      www.revolvemusic.com/jesuschrist.jpg

      :-)
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        Sun, September 9, 2007 - 12:09 PM
        Personally quite offended by your post Bernhard.

        I try to be mindful and respectful of the sacredness of other people's beliefs. Even if I don't agree with them.
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        Sun, September 9, 2007 - 1:02 PM
        I thought it was pretty funny. Of course I could see how people might be offended.. but I'm of the ilk that if you can't roll with the jokes, you're taking yourself too seriously. ;)

        -N
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          Sun, September 9, 2007 - 2:29 PM
          We are living in the Kali Yuga. Of course we would find it funny. We have lost contact with the sacred. Everything is a commodity - to be exploited and used.
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            Sun, September 9, 2007 - 3:05 PM
            "We are living in the Kali Yuga. Of course we would find it funny. We have lost contact with the sacred. Everything is a commodity - to be exploited and used."


            I'm pretty much in touch with the sacred, especially in connection to nature and my daily spiritual practices of meditaion, qi gong, yoga and prayer. Don't need no savior to light my way. Thank you.
            Also feel free to make fun about shamanism, yoga, qi gong or whatever I'm into. Sorry, but you gotta be able to laugh about yourself.

            In the end it's a joke and I think it's fuckin' funny. It cracks me up. I'm sure "Jesus" can laugh about himself (we know the "story" about Jesus not being an actual person but a symbol for the sun) and enlightened since he probably has no ego which could get offended.

            Here some other ones which just cracked me up...sent to me by Ferrara (sorry in case you tried to stay incognito here, but it's too funny!!)

            i39.photobucket.com/albums/e...allow.jpg

            i39.photobucket.com/albums/e...onuts.jpg

            i39.photobucket.com/albums/e...n/brb.jpg


            "At this time in history, we are to take nothing personally, least of all, ourselves. For the moment that we do, our spiritual growth and journey, comes to a halt." - The Hopi
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              Sun, September 9, 2007 - 3:30 PM
              It's not about Jesus getting offended.... I just felt for Marco, being sensitive and all that. Unless of course you know him?
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                Sun, September 9, 2007 - 4:03 PM
                "It's not about Jesus getting offended.... I just felt for Marco, being sensitive and all that. Unless of course you know him?"

                I have no idea who he is.
                Since you don't know him as well, how do you know he's offended or sensitive? What feelings are you projecting into him?
                Maybe he's just making a joke about Jesus himself with his post and laughing about anyone who thinks that Jesus is coming back as a person?....and even if he's a serious Jesus follower/beliefer, sorry, It's a JOKE. Come on!!
                It's a joke about something/someone that is not very real to begin with, so maybe it's a good hint to look at the issue of "Jesus" and his "history" and question dogmatic religion?

                In any way, lighten up people!


                Here something for the lonely Christian wife:

                I'd call it "make love with Jesus":

                www.revolvemusic.com/jackhammer.jpg


                In regards to the Jesus figure,
                here some well done research that goes even deeper than the segement presented in ZEITGEIST (actually it is mentioned as on of the sources):

                www.gnosticmedia.com
                video.google.com/videoplay
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        Sun, September 9, 2007 - 2:51 PM
        Yea Bernard.... why the imagery?
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          Sun, September 9, 2007 - 3:12 PM
          "Yea Bernard.... why the imagery?"

          'cause I think it's funny, that's all.

          And even more interesting is to see people's reaction to it and how some take it all and themselves a bit too serious.


          "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."
          - Bill Hicks
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            Sun, September 9, 2007 - 4:30 PM
            it was funny. but it was in poor taste.
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              Sun, September 9, 2007 - 6:47 PM
              That's your opinion embrace. Just like it is Bernhard's, Ferrara's, myself and others find it to be, in fact, funny. It might have been in poor taste to post all these in a devout christian tribe, but that's something else, ain't it?

              -N
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                Sun, September 9, 2007 - 6:54 PM
                'offensive'... 'sensitive'... 'poor taste'...???? are you serious? or are ya'll just bored?

                keep the jesus jokes coming by all means. perhaps we'll frighten off these wankers.
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                  Sun, September 9, 2007 - 7:24 PM
                  i beg your pardon, tasteless jokes can be very funny and political and religious parody are signs of an as yet free society. that doesn't make that picture tasteful.
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                    Sun, September 9, 2007 - 7:51 PM
                    " that doesn't make that picture tasteful."

                    Taste is a personal preferance and how can you argue about taste?

                    which pic are you talking about anyway?
                    In case it is the Jesus Dildo (LOL!!), I personally think it's actually a great piece of art and very well crafted. The cross, Jesus and penis all one piece, looks very smooth, promising to feel rather good. I'm not sure if it's wood or metal and I also don't know who is the artist. Someone (actually a girl) posted it on my myspace site years ago and I was laughing my ass off!

                    Damn, some of you are uptight...but then again, I forgot, it's the country where a whole nation got upset because Janet Jackson exposed her breast during the super bowl a couple of years ago. What a tasteless act!! Shame on her!!!

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                      Sun, September 9, 2007 - 8:09 PM
                      the comment that began this banter, what picture do you think? oh the jesus dildo picture? now you're just trying to be sensational and tacking a euro versus yank spin. you're just looking to fight one of stupid up tight norte americanos i can tell.
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                        Sun, September 9, 2007 - 9:01 PM
                        "the comment that began this banter, what picture do you think? oh the jesus dildo picture? now you're just trying to be sensational and tacking a euro versus yank spin. you're just looking to fight one of stupid up tight norte americanos i can tell."

                        lol!!..take it easy there, I'm not trying to be sensational or making it into a euro vs. yank spin. There are lame and prude people in eroupe as well. I was just remembering the whole incident and it reminded me of this post here, where people take things way too serious .That's all. You are reading way too much into it and projecting a lot about what you think my intentions are. Maybe you should check yourself what it is in you that disturbs you in that image or what it is that makes it tastesless according to your beliefs? Just a suggestion, no offense.
                        You give meaning to it. Not I or the image. The image is just an image. You read into it whatever you want. To me it looks like Jesus and Christ are having a blast. Is it wrong because it's homosexual or sex is bad? What is tasteless/wrong about that? Maybe we should look into the topic of sex and religion and how dogmatic religions have done their best to supress sexuality and turn it into something "bad", "dirty" and "tasteless"?
                        That was also the whole point of the Hicks quote. People read meanings into symbols/things and give it meaning according to their belief systems, which are not even their own, but were/are conditioned into them.
                        Some people laugh about it, some find it tasteless, infantile, some get offended and some couldn't care less.
                        Now who is the judge of what it is? Who is the "I" that divides likes and dislikes, tastefull and tasteless?
                        Let's go a bit deeper with ti all and we may come to some revelations. There is opportunity to learn from everything.

                        For clarification, here is my intention:
                        I think these pics are funny, they crack me up, so I post them here to lighten people up a bit.
                        End of story.

                        Jesus Fucking Christ? That image? I think it's hilarious! Sorry!! I never thought of that until I saw it. It's ingenious!!
                        Maybe we should change the topic subject into "The cuming of Jesus..."?

                        Intersting how much atttention this thread is getting now...
                        I guess I pushed some buttons here.
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                          Sun, September 9, 2007 - 9:05 PM
                          Well if Jesus did cum - it would be in the spirit of pushing the envelope. This archetype is not one to settle on conventional themes.
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                            Sun, September 9, 2007 - 9:21 PM
                            "Well if Jesus did cum - it would be in the spirit of pushing the envelope. This archetype is not one to settle on conventional themes."

                            Well said.
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                          Sun, September 9, 2007 - 9:08 PM
                          i was making a joke by saying tasteless yet again! lol you keep getting up in arms about it but i find the entire thing amusing and i'm playing with you, but are you still in good humor? i can't tell any more

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