the evil worm TOE...

topic posted Wed, April 29, 2009 - 5:21 PM by  offlineorpheus
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so this weird voice kinda told me I should kinda maybe like kinda expand on the ultimate TOE as the end times approach...

so when the voices get at you what can you do but obey...

so here is my theory...

everything is made of evil worms...

if you think about it this elegant theory resolves all unresolved science and pseudo-science and the rest too...

there is no big bang or expanding and contracting but rather just a lot of nasty wriggling... :)

www.youtube.com/watch
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  • Re: the evil worm TOE...

    Wed, April 29, 2009 - 6:45 PM
    Caterpillars maybe....worms - not a chance.
    • Re: the evil worm TOE...

      Wed, April 29, 2009 - 6:49 PM
      of course, the question on everyone's mind is: "Phylum platyhelminthes or nemathelmintes?"

      ...if not, in fact, a simple matter of transitory chrysalis, as Steven seems to has reason to assert with confidence....
      • Re: the evil worm TOE...

        Wed, April 29, 2009 - 7:46 PM
        hehe... orpheus reminds me of roger... with wyrms.
        • Re: the evil worm TOE...

          Wed, April 29, 2009 - 8:11 PM
          It's an overcompensationary satirical mechanism meant to skewer string theory as the equivalent of a religious delusion..... which is actually a viable criticism which, technically, I share.... except Orp seems to have taken this to beyond even Andy Kaufman's limits .... and into a sheer incomprehensible obscurity which escapes even his own ability to differentiate futile, alienating (anti-purposeful) pretense from maintenance of a purposeful sanity and context of intended relativities. .... Or....
          • Re: the evil worm TOE...

            Thu, April 30, 2009 - 1:55 AM
            well there wrigglies...

            it's nice to see that even if you can't get it together to be funny or clever...

            you can nevertheless advocate harmonic convergence...

            this is the associative process that animates the fractal worms...

            I mean if they weren't animated I guess maybe they wouldn't be evil would they... hahaha

            they'd just be asleep or dead like latent or defunct or something... hahaha

            www.youtube.com/watch
    • Re: the evil worm TOE...

      Thu, April 30, 2009 - 1:59 AM
      jeez believe what you want...

      I'm just channeling demons...

      just like moses...

      doesn't mean there is necessarily any sense in it...

      it's not like anybody pays any attention to that weird demon talk anyway... hahaha

      or do they...?
      • Re:cruiting for the evil worm TOE kult...

        Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:31 AM
        and now for those brave souls who are ready to shed the veil of denial...

        come and meet the delightful godesses of the wormiverse... :)

        www.youtube.com/watch
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        • when evil defects

          Thu, April 30, 2009 - 3:37 PM
          www.youtube.com/watch

          theoretically Spidey could shoot some web stuff at the Moon,
          keep shooting,
          let it play out like a fishing line,
          until a choice was made to reel the moon in
          or let the moon wrap the earth as a cocoon
          and await to see what might burst out.
          • Re: when evil defects

            Thu, April 30, 2009 - 4:30 PM
            • Re: when evil reflects

              Thu, April 30, 2009 - 4:50 PM
              • Re: when evil reflects

                Fri, May 1, 2009 - 1:41 AM
                • Re: when evil reflects

                  Fri, May 1, 2009 - 1:46 AM
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

                    Re: when evil reflects

                    Fri, May 1, 2009 - 2:20 AM
                    • Re: denial

                      Fri, May 1, 2009 - 2:34 AM
                      THE NEGATIVE CONFESSION etc...

                      Hail, Usekh-nemmt, who comest forth from Anu, I have not committed sin.
                      Hail, Hept-khet, who comest forth from Kher-aha, I have not committed robbery with violence.
                      Hail, Fenti, who comest forth from Khemenu, I have not stolen.
                      Hail, Am-khaibit, who comest forth from Qernet, I have not slain men and women.
                      Hail, Neha-her, who comest forth from Rasta, I have not stolen grain.
                      Hail, Ruruti, who comest forth from heaven, I have not purloined offerings.
                      Hail, Arfi-em-khet, who comest forth from Suat, I have not stolen the property of God.
                      Hail, Neba, who comest and goest, I have not uttered lies.
                      Hail, Set-qesu, who comest forth from Hensu, I have not carried away food.
                      Hail, Utu-nesert, who comest forth from Het-ka-Ptah, I have not uttered curses.
                      Hail, Qerrti, who comest forth from Amentet, I have not committed adultery, I have not lain with men.
                      Hail, Her-f-ha-f, who comest forth from thy cavern, I have made none to weep.
                      Hail, Basti, who comest forth from Bast, I have not eaten the heart.
                      Hail, Ta-retiu, who comest forth from the night, I have not attacked any man.
                      Hail, Unem-snef, who comest forth from the execution chamber, I am not a man of deceit.
                      Hail, Unem-besek, who comest forth from Mabit, I have not stolen cultivated land.
                      Hail, Neb-Maat, who comest forth from Maati, I have not been an eavesdropper.
                      Hail, Tenemiu, who comest forth from Bast, I have not slandered [no man].
                      Hail, Sertiu, who comest forth from Anu, I have not been angry without just cause.
                      Hail, Tutu, who comest forth from Ati (the Busirite Nome), I have not debauched the wife of any man.
                      Hail, Uamenti, who comest forth from the Khebt chamber, I have not debauched the wife of [any] man.
                      Hail, Maa-antuf, who comest forth from Per-Menu, I have not polluted myself.
                      Hail, Her-uru, who comest forth from Nehatu, I have terrorized none.
                      Hail, Khemiu, who comest forth from Kaui, I have not transgressed [the law].
                      Hail, Shet-kheru, who comest forth from Urit, I have not been wroth.
                      Hail, Nekhenu, who comest forth from Heqat, I have not shut my ears to the words of truth.
                      Hail, Kenemti, who comest forth from Kenmet, I have not blasphemed.
                      Hail, An-hetep-f, who comest forth from Sau, I am not a man of violence.
                      Hail, Sera-kheru, who comest forth from Unaset, I have not been a stirrer up of strife.
                      Hail, Neb-heru, who comest forth from Netchfet, I have not acted with undue haste.
                      Hail, Sekhriu, who comest forth from Uten, I have not pried into matters.
                      Hail, Neb-abui, who comest forth from Sauti, I have not multiplied my words in speaking.
                      Hail, Nefer-Tem, who comest forth from Het-ka-Ptah, I have wronged none, I have done no evil.
                      Hail, Tem-Sepu, who comest forth from Tetu, I have not worked witchcraft against the king.
                      Hail, Ari-em-ab-f, who comest forth from Tebu, I have never stopped [the flow of] water.
                      Hail, Ahi, who comest forth from Nu, I have never raised my voice.
                      Hail, Uatch-rekhit, who comest forth from Sau, I have not cursed God.
                      Hail, Neheb-ka, who comest forth from thy cavern, I have not acted with arrogance.
                      Hail, Neheb-nefert, who comest forth from thy cavern, I have not stolen the bread of the gods.
                      Hail, Tcheser-tep, who comest forth from the shrine, I have not carried away the khenfu cakes from the Spirits of the dead.
                      Hail, An-af, who comest forth from Maati, I have not snatched away the bread of the child, nor treated with contempt the god of my city.